Rude Construction Christmas Cards – Cheeky, Witty & Minimalist Site Banter Pack (Set of 5)
Give your site crew the Christmas cards they actually deserve with this set of 5 cheeky, rude and hilariously relatable cards made just for construction workers. Perfect for colleagues who thrive on banter, sarcasm and the kind of jokes that only make sense if you've spent too long on a building site together.
Each card features a clean, minimalist design paired with a bold one-liner - rude enough to get a laugh, but safe enough to hand out without getting dragged into HR.
Perfect for brickies, sparkies, plumbers, labourers, scaffolders, site supervisors and anyone who’s ever said, “That’ll do,” when it absolutely wouldn’t do.
Ideal for Secret Santa, card swaps on the last day before Christmas, or handing to the colleague who always 'borrows' your tools.
Minimalist. Rude. Site-approved.
Each A5 card comes with a premium brown kraft-style A5 envelope, giving your greetings a modern, rustic edge. The natural kraft tone pairs perfectly with the minimalist text design - understated, stylish, and ready to send (or hand over with a smirk and some mulled wine).
Blank inside for your own message.
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