Mum, Thanks for the Trauma & the Good Cheekbones – Funny Savage Personalised Mother’s Day Card
She gave you life.
She gave you values.
She gave you bone structure that absolutely slaps.
This bold and hilariously honest Mother’s Day card says what every self-aware adult child has thought at least once.
It’s sharp, playful, and dripping in modern humour. Perfect for mums who appreciate a bit of dark wit and know that family banter is a love language.
Savage on the surface but affectionate at heart, this card works beautifully for adult sons and daughters who inherited both personality… and angles.
Because character builds resilience.
And cheekbones build confidence.
Each A5 card comes with a premium brown kraft-style A5 envelope, giving your greetings a modern, rustic edge. The natural kraft tone pairs perfectly with the minimalist design - understated, stylish, and ready to send (or hand over with a smirk).
Blank inside for your own message.
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