{"product_id":"mum-thanks-for-the-trauma-the-good-cheekbones-funny-savage-personalised-mother-s-day-card","title":"Mum, Thanks for the Trauma \u0026 the Good Cheekbones – Funny Savage Personalised Mother’s Day Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"147\" data-end=\"241\"\u003eShe gave you life.\u003cbr data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eShe gave you values.\u003cbr data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eShe gave you bone structure that absolutely slaps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eThis bold and hilariously honest Mother’s Day card says what every self-aware adult child has thought at least once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eIt’s sharp, playful, and dripping in modern humour. Perfect for mums who appreciate a bit of dark wit and know that family banter is a love language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eSavage on the surface but affectionate at heart, this card works beautifully for adult sons and daughters who inherited both personality… and angles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eBecause character builds resilience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"995\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eAnd cheekbones build confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003eEach A5 card comes with a premium brown kraft-style A5 envelope, giving your greetings a modern, rustic edge. The natural kraft tone pairs perfectly with the minimalist design - understated, stylish, and ready to send (or hand over with a smirk).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColours may slightly vary to the appearance on your screen depending on your screen resolution.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for viewing this item!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOPYRIGHT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll designs in this shop are copyright of The Little Lenny Company. Please do not copy, in part or whole. For personal use only; no commercial use or selling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Little Lenny Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56779658461561,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2136\/4979\/files\/7_9f98d56f-ec41-4349-9b26-95eee3b565bf.jpg?v=1772566464","url":"https:\/\/littlelenny.co.uk\/products\/mum-thanks-for-the-trauma-the-good-cheekbones-funny-savage-personalised-mother-s-day-card","provider":"The Little Lenny Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}